I am an impractical human being, and instead of a conscience, I need a little voice that constantly reminds me of this fact.

Things to stop doing:
Scheduling myself in ways that only a crazy person could survive
Going to bed after 2 when I have class at 9 or 10:30 the next day.
For God's Sake! Stop wanting things that cannot happen
Living inside of my head
Being antisocial.
Missing opportunities.